Sometimes it’s so boring, I nap during the day just on the chance I may have a decent dream. I just don’t wanna spend all day looking over that barren field. I remember when it was filled with corn or potatoes and what not. Now, they cut me a check to keep it empty. So I sit here all day wondering what to do besides chew on this beef jerky, nudge away the old mutt and wait for the wife and kids to get home from school. Hopefully they don’t become farmers and try to live off the fat o’ the land.